'Cake hunter' by Chris W

One clean shot.

Welcome to this week episode of cake hunter. My name is Bruce Chegwin, I’ve got my trusty crossbow, lets hunt some cakes.

We’ve heard of a little patiserre down the street. That’s where we’ll find this week’s cake, the rare “Red Velvet”. Usually only seen in America, but we’ve heard this shop stocks them.  We’ll go in through the back.

One clean shot through the display glass and the cake is down. People start screaming. A common occurance on this show but we’ve got our target. What do you mean get out? What do you mean police? What do you mean you can’t carry a crossbow and shoot cakes? You’re crazy man, you’re crazy…